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December 12, 2005

Jake Brown’s Credit Problems

Posted by Eric at 7:36 am. Filed under: Randomly Interesting

At least he’s got a sense of humor about online identity theft attempts.

The jokes on you! Last week I got a notice from Chase Manhattan Bank denying me a Visa card with a Nigerian mailing address and my name and social security number on it, and just today I was denied a second home mortgage to some guy with my info in the Canary Islands. Woo-Hoo! Boy, that’s a real shocker!”

Brown described his credit score as “slightly above the homeless and unemployable” level, blaming a delinquent $70,000 student loan, a property foreclosure, and 2 recent credit cards gone to judgment lien as cause.”

Brown convulsed and chortled diabolically

“Haha! Last thing on my mind is worrying about someone wanting to be me. “


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