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July 28, 2005

LAFTA Passes the House

Posted by Eric at 2:45 pm. Filed under: General

Hah!

[T]he U.S. House last night passed the Liberal American Free Trade Agreement (LAFTA), which drops the requirement that left-leaning consumers feel guilty when purchasing unnecessary items from Wal-Mart, McDonald’s and other businesses “engaged in unapologetic capitalism.”

“Under LAFTA, liberals will not longer need to slink into Wal-Mart at 2 a.m.,” said one unnamed Congressman. “And now they can actually sit down in the McDonald’s restaurant, instead of just pulling up to the second window in their hybrids.”

Via MM.


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