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Buy Chris Matthews’ Fecal Matter
Yes folks, you can do so for $23.00. I’m not sure how much shipping is.
And these FAQ’s are a hoot. Here are just a couple …
How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity?
All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individual’s incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product.
What is your return policy?
Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept any returns, and we do not offer refunds except in very extreme circumstances, which are determined on a case by case basis.
Hmmm… do a search for Allamas Biological Research Facility and see what you get. (Hint: not much other than another blog linking to their site).
Well, at least we know that in a few days Myopic Zeal will come up on Google when someone searches for “celebrity fecal matter”.
Oh, and in case you took it seriously, this site is a hoax - but sure is creative.
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