Well what a week I had. I managed to be slithering around some surreptitious Democrat meetings and secretly recorded the following conversation. Thought I’d share it with you:

“Hey Harr, what are we going to do with this piece of paper?”

“What paper is that Bides?”

“This ‘I.O.U.’ in the Social Security Trust Fund.”

“Oh I wouldn’t worry about that Bides. The people out there think we have real money in that trust fund. They have no clue. So we’ll just keep foolin’ ‘em. Plus, with our friends like the AARP folks, we can keep pullin’ the wool over their eyes for a long time… at least till we’re not around here anymore.”

“But Harr, the AARP folks say we should invest the money in the trust fund more wisely. They must think there’s real money in there. I guess we’ve fooled AARP too.”

“Well Bides, they’re all part of the team. Besides, we have invested the money wisely. We spent it on ourselves. Can’t think of a better investment, can you Bides? Now if that cowboy would just stop telling people the truth… Hey here comes Babs…”

“Hi guys. Guess what? We’ve just come up with a solution to the Social Security problem.”

“And what might that be, Babs?”

“We’ve just hired that Schiavo attorney, George Felos and his Florida judge… that Greer guy. They said they can get the doctor fellow, Cranford on board and we should be able to wipe out thousands of old folks who, someone just might have heard, want to die. We just have to make sure we don’t kill any Democrats. We need all the votes we can get.”

“Oh I wouldn’t worry about that. We can have them vote even if they are dead.
“That’s a great solution though, Babs. What do you think Harr? We can call it the “final solution”… or how about “the Schiavo option”? Heh, heh…

“Well I think we can all breathe easier now. Great idea! Hey, what do ya say we all go enjoy some of those investment ‘perks’. Anybody for the hot tub?”

Mmm… hot tub indeed.