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Department of Ridiculous Titles
Rick Duncan, of the Red State Lawblog, has found a great story in AZ Central. At first I thought he had to be making it up.
Bus drivers will now be known as “Transporters of Learners.” Receptionists have also been replaced, by “Directors of First Impressions.” Three assistant superintendents also gained new titles: the Asst. Superintendent of Personnel is now “Executive Director of Human Capital”; the Asst. Superintendent of Elementary Schools is now “Executive Director for Elementary Schools and Excelling Teaching and Learning”; and the Asst. Superintendent of Support Services will now be known as “Chief of Facilities and Management for Learners.”
I’m not even sure what to say. Wow.
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I wonder how much they pay these folks to think this stuff up. Any cranial sublimation openings out there?
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