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March 15, 2005

The Ten Suggestions

Posted by Eric at 3:36 pm. Filed under: General

Molten Thought has a satirical re-write of the ten commandments, which “parodies the notion of updating an exalted text through the lens of modern language fads.”

Funny stuff.

1. I am the cool mack daddy of the dope hype flow. Give me props and mad respect.
2. Don’t be kneeling for some bling bling.
3. Don’t be throwing my name around, be it J. Hovah or Yah Diddy.
4. Yo, Sunday is “funday”, ya dig?
5. Respect your moms, your pops, or whoever it was raised you, unless they whack.
6. Thou shalt not bust a cap in someone’s ass.
7. Don’t be running around on people like they don’t know.
8. No five-finger discounts.
9. Don’t front.
10. If your neighbor’s got a fly crib or a pimped-out set of wheels, that’s they bidness, not yours.

If you don’t know what this is all about, there’s a re-write of the Bible in progress to impose a political agenda. This appears to be beyond just a reasonable re-translating of things such as “all men” to “all people” so today’s government-educated youth can understand it.

More:

Michelle Malkin
Civil Commotion
Lots of others, but it’s a busy day… track back here and I’ll link to you if you’re blogging about this.


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