I’ve gotta admit, this is creative.

From eBay auction item.

Blog Commenting Service - Liberal / Conservative / Whatever

Because pundits and journalists have been raking in the dough recently by simply taking tax-payer money to endorse certain political agendas, I, a private citizen, am now offering my services for a fee to write and post comments on political blogs. I will write clear, on point comments no matter the agenda, no matter the Blog. Conservative, Liberal, Moderate, Commie-Pinko or Raging Right Wingnut. My ethics and words are completely for sale. AND, I will not disclose that I’m accepting money from you to support your point of view. I am also offering this service to any department of the government. HHS, SOS, DOD or even the EPA. If you have extra money to spend to further the administration’s agenda, what better way than to hire a private citizen to be your voice in the blogosphere. For $10 a post ($40 for 5 posts) I will sign on to any blog and post your message, no matter how unpopular, inane or controversial. I will, however, never use profanity or personally attack any other blogger (except for and [sic] extra $50). So, if you’re ethically challenged and have no problem paying to have your outlandish ideas endorsed on the web and not disclose who you are, I’m your hire.

HT: Drew Curtis

UPDATE: Ok, maybe this joke isn’t as original as we thought. However, I still think it’s great. Wonkette points out a few others who are using this line.

How our heart skipped to read that Maureen Dowd was “herewith resigning as a member of the liberal media elite.”
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Though, really, what bothers us about Maureen’s column isn’t that it’s unoriginal, it’s that it’s true. The NYT has been paying her price for years.