From now through the end of January, go into any McDonalds in the U.S., and if you are over age 60 say:
“I read Myopic Zeal’s blog, and I would like a senior cup of coffee please.”
And you will be given a discount on your coffee purchase!
*Void where not valid.
[Post created specifically for LaShawn Barber’s “Open Thread Thursday“]
UPDATE: Ok, ok. Yes, you would get the discount even if you didn’t mention this blog, just by virtue of your age. However, if you mention the blog you might get people to smile at you funny, maybe ask you to repeat yourself, and every time you do, it’s more free publicity for this blog!!! :-D